Mehendale is a natural
phenomenon, seen when most disconnected lines are put together to
make absolutely no sense whatsoever. This special sort of a humour,
that is called Mehendale, takes place in parties, bars, get-togethers
etc.
Mehendale is a mystic
humour that calls upon the dark lord himself and possesses your mind.
In the early 21st century, a cure to this black humour flavour was
co-found by two arbit nuts called K and A. It was called "Mehendale
Sixth sense of humour". The two guys worked hard to spread this cure
to save humanity from this savage monstrous humour spreading really
fast. But since Mehendale was Devil’s own gateway to earth, they were
quickly sent to hell by lucifer himself! Consequently all the people
who helped the MSSH(Mehendale Sixth Sense of Humour) guys got killed
while having sex or being touched by his noodly appearance.
Thus Mehendale grew and
spread. It changed its form from humour to disease. The disease is
spreading really fast. Thankfully, it hasn’t spread out of India.
Well, not just yet. There is no cure on it as such, but there are a
bunch of concerned citizens who are trying to summon the spirits of
the dead warriors, K and A.
Common symptoms of
Mehendale are when lines such as the following are seen/heard:
"lightening strikes
and stock market hikes"
"we don’t mix but we
can definitely fix"
"you all are decent
but i am recent"
"Cut the Crap and
always scrap"
Slightly irrelevant but
true : “You don’t need to remove your pants to have sex?!”
Below are the picturesque classics of mehendale-osis.
Pic #1 : Concussion.
Pic #2 : Pseudo Insomnia.
Pic #3 : Death.
"विरोधीपक्षनेत्रा 